So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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