Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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