laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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