You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i would punch a child for taco bell
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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