I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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