just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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