i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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