The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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