They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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