he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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