I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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