Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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