lets start a swedish sibling band together
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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