Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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