ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
