absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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