just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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