aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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