Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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