You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
why is half of my head shaved?
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