i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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