No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I currently don't understand fingers.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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