our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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