Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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