I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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