Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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