We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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