I wish I could punch you in the face.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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