So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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