i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm both gender and math confused
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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