Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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