It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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