the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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