fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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