break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
You surviving the open bar?
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just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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