im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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