Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize
