So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think my fart just growled at me.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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