what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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