I wish my penis had an off switch
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize