She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Randomize
