i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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