Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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