Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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