kristin has been a bad kristin
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
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I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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