Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
