Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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