What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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