I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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