btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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