when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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