Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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