I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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