So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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