But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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